Michael Buble - Spider-Man theme
I am dead…. And I went to Spider-Buble heaven laskdfj;alskdfhjsgjhsdjkfhg
*A* beautiful <3333
GOOD LORD
SWEET JESUS ON A POPSICLE STICK
GET ON MY iPOD NOWWWWW
IT’S ALREADY ON MY IPOD. I LUV U MICHAEL!!!
No, you can’t deny women their basic rights and pretend it’s about your ‘religious freedom.’ If you don’t like birth control, don’t use it. Religious freedom doesn’t mean you can force others to live by your own beliefs.
“First one to bring me that will get a ride back with Peggy!”
So I’ve decided that my next tattoo(s) is going to be Gallifreyan script.
I don’t know which words to get, but this is a good start. I really like “travel”, “sound”, “Lady”, “create”, “time”, “peace”, “chaos”, “escape”, “dream”, “ascent”, and “obscurity”. I mean, now, I can’t get all of them, but GAH. Look at how pretty.
Definitely doing this soon. Like, perhaps tomorrow. We’ll see what my check looks like tonight.
(Source: belkining)
(Source: swntitties)
Somebody tried to stump this squid by putting it in front of a background that its camouflage mechanisms could never hope to imitate…
So it turned itself transparent.
stick it to the man, Squid.
“Man, FUCK yo’ plaid.”
^This gif. I shall use it always.
(Source: College Humor)
(Source: harrypotterconfessions)
- Teacher: Time to hand in the homework, everyone. Now, I know I said it would be pretty low-key, but-
- Me: LOKI?
- Teacher: Pardon?
- Me: The God of Mischief.
- Teacher: ...okay. So, where's your homework?
- Me: I don't have it.
- Teacher: What?
- Me: I sent it off, I know not where.
- Teacher: Are you feeling okay? You're speaking a little strange...
- Me: Is it madness? IS IT?
- Teacher: Hey, watch your tone-
- Me: WHY? BECAUSE I'M THE MONSTER PARENTS TELL THEIR CHILDREN ABOUT AT NIGHT?
- Teacher: Okay, I think you need to-
- Me: How's your coffee?
- Teacher: What?
- Me: You can't survive without your coffee, right? Like gas in the tank?
- Teacher: I don't-
- Me: There's no gas in the tank.
- Teacher: What-
- Me: I took the caffeine out. Decaf. It's decaffeinated. You're going to get TIRED and fall ASLEEP. Ohohohohohohoho, you're going to look like such an ASS.
- Teacher: Okay, I think it's time for-
- Me: LOKI'D.
- Teacher: Could someone escort her up to the Principal's office?
- Me: NO. YOU ARE ALL OF YOU BENEATH ME.
- Teacher: Preferably several someones?
- Me: I AM A GOD. I WON'T BE BULLIED BY A-
- Teacher: Restrain her.
- Me: *being dragged away* I DO WHAT I WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaant...
- Teacher: What even.
- Friend: You know, she may not have done her homework, but you can be damn sure she'll avenge it.
