JESUS CHRISTI ACCIDENTALLY SENT MY POTENTIAL FUTURE BOSS A PICTURE OF NIC CAGE RATHER THAN MY COVER LETTER+RESUME, WHICH WAS A ZIP FILE TITLED WITH A BUNCH OF NUMBERS LIKE THE JPG I ACCIDENTALLY ATTACHED OH MY GOD
THE UGLIEST LAUGHTER.
So I was dirty texting Marina while she was at work and came up with the idea that Jackson stole a pair of Lydia’s shoes and was wanking himself off with the heel in his mouth like a bit..
And the image was too good NOT to draw.
His hand positions are up to your imagination, but in my mind he’s got one on his dick, and a few fingers in his ass.
First attempt at drawing porn? Forgive the simplicity and the weird shoe perspective. I was on a timeline and only had my own heel and a mirror to use as a reference. As simple as possible so Marina can see it. All in all took about an hour and a half.
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There is nothing I can write here to describe how truly happy this video makes me.
(Source: geeksaresexy.net)
i’m pretty sure this is the greatest tweet/visual combo ever, omg.
I suspect there are people on my dash who will enjoy this story:
There I am, walking up the street between the pet food store and the grocery store, stopped at the signal of a small cross street, when a man across the way catches my eye. Short dark hair, sipping some fruity concoction through a long straw, wearing headphones and doing a subtle wiggly hip dance in tune to the music. He looked so familiar, somehow, but from where-
and that’s when I realized. He’s been all over my dash.
Tessa, Bee, and anyone else who cares: today I watched Misha Collins doing a subtle wiggly hip dance while waiting to cross the street.
sadfjasdfjasdfasdfds
What
What
i just choked a bit
hey it’s pijama party!
no this picture doesn’t exist it’s too funny
idk my bff Moriarty?
Ok Moriarty, let’s stay up all night and tell scary stories and talk about why you aren’t ruling the world right now
PILLOW FIGHT!
NEVER NOT REBLOG DFJKFESD
god dammit
no ovaries
pjs and hugs are not a turn on
stop it
(Source: the3deathlyhallows)
“In My Pants” - I will never stop re-blogging this. Not ever. Required viewing, people. (by ddraggy)
My rule: When I see this come up on my notifications, I must reblog it. It should really have over 1,000 notes.
Recent reblogger comments include:
HOW THE FUCK HAVE I NOT SEEN THIS. /dying
See my rule, above.
This might save us from REICHENANGST!
I lost it, I just lost it.
BEST.
OH MY GOD IT’S BACK
jesus christ
OH MY GOD.
I CANNOT
OH GOD THIS IS A THING OF BEAUTY
Holy shit this is fucking genius..
OH MY GOD
Just, the second the music started I was dead
if he
is fucking naked under that newspaper
i am going
to climb the Eiffel Tower
and jump off of it
May Benedict’s…hmmm…assets never diminish, decline, slacken, or falter. No soft markets, ever.
….because I have yet to actually have this on my blog (and because I am a sucker for that comment (finance euphemisms, aw yeah) I reblog it now…
…and go to lie down…
New on tumblr. Not seen this…before… ahem…
*thud*
speechless. HIS LEGS.
omg
The picture ends just low enough for you to imagine that he’s naked.
ALLERGIC
TO
SHIRTS.
Ohmygod what is this what what WHAT IS THIS ALL OF THE FEEEEEEELINGS
(Source: primablume)
